Winning the lottery is something millions of people dream of, but a lucky few only win big. You do have to be in it to win it, though - and who knows? It could be you!
Playing the lottery is exciting, cost-effective, and potentially life-changing if you happen to come up with the winning lottery numbers. There’s absolutely no harm in trying! With that in mind, we put together some crazy lottery jokes and puns - you might even be inspired by some of them and end up coming up with a plan for your winnings. Take a look...
I won a tiny sum on the lottery and gave my homeless brother a new home.
It was the box from my new 65" TV.
Imagine winning big on the lottery, buying a huge TV to put in your living room (maybe the living room of your brand new home), and being able to give the equally ginormous box to somebody truly in need? Ok, so you probably wouldn’t just give your homeless brother a box to live in - you could definitely buy him a new home too.
I won the lottery last night.
I haven't told the wife yet, I can't use my phone on the plane.
Lots of people who play the lottery make jokes about leaving their significant other if they win the lottery. It’s likely that very few would actually do it! Maybe you could take a temporary trip on your own to let the fact soak in that you’re now super-rich, or if you’re feeling really generous, you could take your other half on the trip of a lifetime with you.
What's better than winning the lottery?
Winning it the day after your divorce comes through.
Divorce isn't something people strive for, and it can be a tough time for all involved. However, imagine after having that bad luck, you buy a ticket that changes your life for the better! Just think of all the trips you could take with friends now!
The Euromillions winner has not come forward yet.
No surprise there; I'd still be telling my boss what I think of him.
Lottery winners can win enough to stop working forever, so do what you’ve always wanted to do and give your boss a piece of your mind. You’ve probably got more money than them now!
Ever played the Eskimo lottery?
You have to be Inuit to win it.
As we mentioned at the start, you have to be in it to win it, whether you’re playing the eskimo lottery or the lottery with Lotto247. Imagine how devastated you’d be if your lucky numbers came out and you hadn’t bought a lotto ticket. Better buy one now just to be sure that you don’t miss your chance!